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You don't need to be told that our globe gurgles with grim gripes. But be gratified that you are granted a website which gallops to grasp the gamut  (and beyond, Buzz). And this is it!

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There are no limitations (but beware of imitations)!

The links, to the left, indicate (all too clearly!) the fundamental categories into which we've been able to assign all and each of civilisation's primary problems, and such solutions as our studies have rendered us able to suggest, and supply. Again, please, don't mention it!

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